"Mildly okay Grooming"
No Good?The reviews disagree.
No Good Barbers is two very skilled barbers at 511 High Street giving quality bants and cuts since 2021. The name is a joke. The 4.9 stars from 171 Google reviews are not.
4.9 from 171 Google reviews
Walk-ins only, no apps, no fuss
Est. 2021
511 High Street, Lower Hutt
The menu
Cuts for everyone
Fades, buzzes, kids, seniors and beards. Affordable walk-in pricing, with the full price list on the window when you arrive.
Haircut
The standard. Except it isn't.
Skin Fade
Sharp as it gets, blended to nothing.
Buzz Cut
In, buzzed, out. Easy.
Kids Haircut
For the under 12s. Bribery optional.
Senior Cut
A proper tidy-up at a proper price.
Beard Trim
Cleaned up and back under control.
Beard Style
Shaped, lined and looked after.
No bookings
Walk-ins only. If there's a line, it moves fast, and the reviews reckon it's worth the wait.
The work
Shot in the shop
The chairs, the fades and the two blokes behind the clippers. More on Instagram.
About the shop
Two barbers. Zero ego. One dumb name.
Open since 2021, No Good Barbers is a local Hutt Valley barbershop built on two things: quality cuts and quality banter. The sign out front promises "Mildly okay Grooming", and then the chairs deliver some of the best-reviewed cuts in the Hutt.
No bookings, no apps. Just pop in, take a seat, and leave sharper than you arrived.
- 4.9 stars from 171 Google reviews
- 100% recommended on Facebook
- Walk-ins only, just pop in
- Affordable pricing on every cut
Reviews
"No good" according to nobody
171 Google reviews
“No Good Barbers are the perfect barbers! Both the guys are very skilled in their profession, have genuine and friendly personalities, and hilarious banter to top it off. Their prices are also affordable so I can afford to keep my hair looking tidy. Keep up the top notch service guys!”
“Awesome cut, mean vibes, will definitely be back. If theres a line and they're still open, dont be afraid to wait. Its worth it 👌🏽”
“Great cut even though the time to wait is high it is worth it”
Find us
Walk in. That's the system.
511 High Street, Hutt Central. No bookings, so just turn up. If there's a queue, that's the 4.9 stars doing their thing.
Opening hours
- MondayClosed
- Tuesday9:00am - 5:30pm
- Wednesday9:00am - 5:30pm
- Thursday9:00am - 6:00pm
- Friday9:00am - 6:00pm
- Saturday9:00am - 4:00pm
- SundayClosed
Say hi
Flick us a message
Ring, DM on socials, or drop a note here. But honestly, the fastest way to get a cut is to walk through the door.